1990 was a rather quiet year for the UK theme park industry and with many parks in early development, the gulf in class was quite small. The big American parks were grabbing all the headlines with their star-studded attractions boasting the latest technology. Overshadowed by this, the UK needed something unique, something that laid a landmark for the industry, something that was the ultimate of all rollercoasters.
Now we move on to present day and we’re standing in Lightwater Valley. Technology has certainly moved on, and records have been smashed time and time again, so how does The Ultimate compare to recent additions?
The first thing that has to be said is that there are few rides in the world that look as “at home” as The Ultimate. Sitting snug at the back of the park and towering above guests, the ride looks like it could go to no other park, it belongs in the countryside. Whereas rides like The Big One revel in their imposing industrial presence, The Ultimate’s natural look blends in with the surroundings, and provides a perfect backdrop for this most picturesque of parks.
Climbing the stairs of the daunting ride station bearing the words ‘The Ultimate’, passengers are provided with undercover queuing whilst offering a fantastic view of the rest of the park. Maintaining the ride’s natural feel, the station is made out of wood and rock. Classic hits are pounded out of the speakers with the occasional H&S recording - which is done quite well and by no means generic with a deep dark voice addressing guests of what is in store; a good way of building up the tension amongst those waiting in the queueline.
The queue may seem huge to the public eye but the massive 38 passenger trains eat away at a steady pace, providing quite minimal queuing for the park’s star attraction. Every so often the chain begins to ‘clank’ signalling the return of a train which seems to instruct everyone to crane their neck and get a glance at passengers whom look exhausted. “Un-do your seat belts please!”.
As you stand behind the air-gates, a train rumbles steadily into position ready to whisk you off into the countryside. A not so comfortable seat waits and restraints come in the form of a black lap bar and seat belt. Unfortunately the seat belts seem to have been specifically designed to be as fiddly and awkward as possible, leaving everyone fumbling around and asking one another, “Have you got your seat-belt up?”. Once everyone is apparently safely strapped in, you take off with a screeching jolt and a final reminder above your head that you have 1 ½ miles left to go!
Whilst climbing the lift, you are offered views of glorious countryside and the park behind you. Have a look to your right; you will see where The Sewer Rat hides! To get a feel of how isolated this ride is, you cannot see any track other than the bit you’re climbing, thus creating tension for a magnificent first drop. First time riders will have no idea of how far this ride actually goes!
Rollercoasters always bear the question, where is it best to sit? The Ultimate is a stark example of the difference between front and back seats. If you’re at the front end of the train you will be slowly lowered over the top and down half the drop before pulling away (which is rather disappointing) after waiting for the back end to ‘catch up’. If you are at the back of the train get ready for a fantastic dose of air-time as you’re pulled over and down in a ‘belly-flop’ motion.
Careering down onto the track the wild and adventurous journey hits full speed. Over one hill, sending passengers slamming into the restraints, and up over into another - where a camera waits to capture the look of most likely terrified passengers. Through a thick gathering of trees, the branches just missing out on unsuspecting passengers, followed in quick succession with a number of small and tame bunny hops - a prime example of how Big Country Motioneering tried to solve errors in speed and make something more out a very basic section of track. The train slams onto the second lift hill and up we go again!
The lift takes quite awhile to reach the top,but the wait continues as the train slowly but surely proceeds left in preparation for another drop. Meanwhile, guests are greeted with gruesome safety signs that people have quite wisely disposed their gum onto - something that looks like it started over a decade ago. Not forgetting to mention, in previous years, passengers were entertained by a selection of women’s bras strung up on the supports, how they ever got there I don’t know! After what seems an eternity, the train is dropped back into the forest with insane amounts of airtime at the back end of the train. If you haven’t guessed by now, you should sit at the back of the train to get the most out of your ride.
Now it is time to get intimate with your fellow passenger as the train slams into a sudden left turn, followed by a right incorporating a small dip and rise, throwing everyone about, bashing into one another. Whoever designed this part clearly had no consideration for passenger comfort! The speed at whic
h the train hits these corners is brutal, battering both train and track, not forgetting passenger! Continuing, we hit another sharp left turn and yet another right turn, throwing passengers uncontrollably to either side of the train. A final left-right turn ends the first barbaric section only to be followed by another. Speeding along, the train takes a slight yet sharp left then right S-bend, giving the impression the train, even though it is, out of control - yet another example of how Big Country Motioneering couldn’t decide what to do next (however, before the ride opened this section was a ‘banked left to right straight track’ but was removed for being, ironically, “too pointless”). Unfortunately the passenger is subjected to their errors again, when the train travels up ever so slightly and jolts dramatically to the left and the literally shudders for the next 200 yards - probably the most painful part of the ride.
After a rather torrid section, the train enters the final section of the ride, following a figure of eight loop leading in and out of two abandoned train tunnels that both give off a rather pungent smell. This section is rather of an anti-climax as the train loses a fair amount of speed entering the tunnels, but does regain its momentum as it is whipped around the corners, much to the displeasure of the back passengers. We end with a nicely paced entrance into the brake run. As the train is hoisted back into the station, it gives you time to reflect on a rather adventurous journey and perhaps time to congratulate one another that you have survived Europe’s longest rollercoaster.
Despite how painful and awful the ride may sound in the few paragraphs above, I have to say, The Ultimate is quite surprisingly impressive and fun. I’ve never left the station without having such an adrenaline rush that I then even force myself to go queue and experience it all over again - it seems to take away the memory of the pain suffered just minutes ago. Compared to most modern rollercoasters, The Ultimate delivers heaps of excitement and thrills without the need of inversions and other fancy elements and gimmicks.
On Big Country Motioneering’s and Mr. Staveley’s part, they delivered something still unique even to this very day. However, the amount of severe errors throughout the ride drags its reputation down, particularly to those fussy enthusiasts amongst us. On the other hand, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an unhappy person step off The Ultimate because it does what it aims to do; give you a ride that you will never forget! For a rollercoaster that has many flaws, the public still regard it as one of their favourite rollercoasters in the UK.
Regardless of all the technical aspects, the one thing that makes The Ultimate special is its ‘uniqueness’. A ride that delivers what it promises. No theming and no cheesy gimmicks, the ride is what it is; a typical old-school rollercoaster. The natural feel and look is as good as any coaster theming and concept. It makes you realise that a ride doesn’t have to have strobe lightning or an eerie soundtrack to capture your excitement and imagination - just a good old feeling of being taken away and thrown about at high speed.
Most importantly, despite the pain you may suffer throughout the ride, The Ultimate is good honest fun. Every train that re-enters the station is full of beaming faces and people joking with one other regardless of age, gender or ethnic minority. Even those who are terrified of rollercoasters will feel glad that they rode The Ultimate, a sense of achievement and rightly so, it is a daunting rollercoaster for many. The Ultimate gives what thrillseekers want and perhaps turns others into what we are - enthusiasts. At a time when ‘off-the-shelf’ coasters were the most viable option, The Ultimate bucked the trend and is a strong reminder that despite financial issues or manufacturer, a good ride can be pulled off if you want it to.
It is obvious Lightwater Valley is proud of the ride and credit to them. The Ultimate is a prime example of how smaller parks stand a fighting chance against those full of sponsored rides and boast an impressive portfolio of big name manufacturer products. Whereas many parks let their coasters fall into disrepair, it is quite evident Lightwater Valley want to preserve The Ultimate for as long as they possibly can. It makes a pleasant change to see a park take pride in their assets rather than a shortcut to big money before it becomes ‘just another rocket coaster’.
Plaudits must also go to the staff working at Lightwater Valley. They seem to have found the right balance to getting a really good workforce and The Ultimate is no exception to this trend. Maintaining a friendly atmosphere, the operators always interact with guests and join in with the banter and apply common sense when it comes to the restraints, ensuring that everyone is securely held in place, but not crushed uncomfortably into the seat. Add that to the ability to run two trains with tremendous efficiency, you have everything you could reasonably ask for from a ride crew.
Criticisms? There are a number of criticisms on the ride itself that stops it being truly great, and one is the long lift hills that take the train quite awhile to reach the top. In some ways it is good to
create tension amongst first-timers, but it is rather annoying to those who have ridden the ride many times before. Another major flaw is the track layout. Fair play that the idea to follow the landscape was the main intentions of the ride but there are many sections that have brutal banking, or in some cases none at all, and some that basically have no real point to them which makes the ride quite uncomfortable - on the other hand, would The Ultimate be the great ride it is without these? Roughness is what the ride thrives on and quite surprisingly the public seem to enjoy. It is quite strange to even write that last sentence. Many rollercoasters are often thrown in the “bad bin” if they even come close to being rough but for some reason enthusiasts have taken The Ultimate to heart. The final criticism ties in with the previous, the fact the ride seems to take a battering, particularly the trains, and could possibly cause serious amounts of downtime which really could have been avoided.
Owning Europe’s Longest Rollercoaster is a huge title for any park to have and a nice way to remember how massive an achievement it really was all those yeas ago. Not many UK parks have the space or intentions to build long rollercoasters, many just focusing on height and speed, giving The Ultimate a huge advantage over others. It is a record that many will find difficult to beat. However, this could be a case of ‘the test of time’. As I mentioned earlier the track is now ageing and the constant force it takes is becoming a cause for concern and perhaps in a few years it could leave management no alternative but to close the ride and sadly the park isn’t in a financial position to replace it with another big mother trucker.
Whilst The Ultimate remains open, there will always be life in that little country park.
Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Coaster Reviews.
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